Drawing of Piper

🪐 - Piper Artemis Webb - 🪐

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The host syndrome is beating me with a fucking bat help me
I'm not the host, we don't really do that anymore, but I was the host for years and the disease is terminal I fear

Ex stoic monotone dead inside teacher's pet turned creature and fucking maniac by the Power of Friendship

My partners are (Opens a scroll and it bounces off the ground and infinitely rolls into the sunset)

Commonly asked how the fuck I'm still alive and like let me know when you find out because I want to know too

I'm a HUGE fan of STARSET and regularly put on my little tinfoil hat to try and figure out when the FUCK they're releasing their next album
I also have a special interest in psychology and physical medicine and have a lot of fun reading academic papers and looking at surgical photos. I can, will, and have pinged people talking about getting surgeries and asked them to send me the surgical pictures. So far I have seen assorted friends' uterus and appendix. And your kidneys are next.
I do a LOT of writing- Mostly fiction and poetry!!!!

Rule #9 - Child of the Stars - Fish in a Birdcage
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"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your rebirth."

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a drawing of Piper in the family guy death pose